A valentine Offering.. hehehkk...

(I wrote this thing about 6 months ago.. i dunno.. it all just came into my mind and besides, i was really bored at that time so i decided to entertain my self.. hope u like it!

Here goes....)

Everyone is struggling for a love life. The world seems to be a battleground where each human being has a mission of finding their “soulmates”. People think that they are incapable of living alone with no partner. And with that, a dramatic increase of couples is evident nowadays. everywhere you look, lovers are present. Go stroll in a mall and you’ll witness lovestories of different kinds; be it boy-meets girl, or girl-meets-boy, or boy-bumps-into-girl, or girl-bumps-into-boy-intentionally, or girl-texts-boy-for-eyeball, or boy-meets-boy, or girl-meets-mr. millionaire-and-plans-to-hook-em-up (wait, that’s not love, that’s plain greed), and the list continues.

Or you could go to the park and witness tikboy’s proclamation of undying love to inday during their day off from mrs. cheng’s tyrannic means of housekeeping. Even dogs nowadays are boisterous about their affairs. You could see them having sex on a nearby sari-sari store cheered by the drunk bystanders, or in front of curious school children in a kindergarten school, or in front of the church where the priest is distracted by the ongoing “live show”. Such immoral Act! but at least they’re dogs. imagine if they're humans!! that would be really disturbing … not to mention educational.. (wink). anyway, that’s not the point. the points is, what’s the point of finding your lifetime partner when you would end up with tons of paperwork and a heck of a lawyer’s fee just to be single again? are we really looking for love?or are e just challenged by the whole hey-im-still-single-need-to-find-lover-stat thing?

Tit. Tit. Tit. Huh? aht the-? oh! i forgot! today’s sunday! i have to go to the review center. i need to get up! or im gonna be late.. 1..2…arrrgghh!! i cant!.. Sigh.. okay, i’ll sleep for another 5 minutes.. that wouldn’t hurt.. i think..

Sunday.. a day for most lovers to enjoy love without any interruptions. I wonder where they would spend their dates? Mooon cafe? starbucks? Cafe laguna? jollibee? Kfc? Ngoihiong haus? julies? oh well, at least they think they’re in love.. how stup-..

Tit. tit. tit. What is it again? that stupid alarm! where is that? huh? what?! I’m late!!! I’m late!! i need to hurry!! so much for love thoughts, i need to focus on my review…

Ciao!!


(PS: don't take this thing seriously.. this was made out of boredom.. hehehk..)